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You Know You're Drinking
Too Much Coffee When...

  • You ski uphill.
  • You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
  • You speed walk in your sleep.
  • You answer the door before people knock.
  • You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
  • You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
  • You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
  • You sleep with your eyes open.
  • You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
  • The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
  • You lick your coffeepot clean.
  • You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
  • You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
  • Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
  • You chew on other people's fingernails.
  • Your so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
  • You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
  • You can jump-start your car without cables.
  • You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
  • You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
  • You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
  • You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
  • You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
  • People get dizzy just watching you.
  • You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
  • People can test their batteries in your ears.
  • Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
  • Instant coffee takes too long.
  • When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
  • Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
  • You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
  • You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
  • You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
  • Your Thermos is on wheels.
  • Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.